Camden's House - Living Room
Yasmine: You're wrong.
Richard: No, you're wrong.
Richard: Look, I'm not going to argue with a little girl.
Yasmine: Why? Afraid you're wrong? And by the way, I'm a young woman, not a little girl.
Richard: I beg your pardon, a young woman. But I'm still not wrong.
Yasmine: Well I think you are. We've been around ions longer than your team.
Richard: And yet we have more spirit than you do. When we play, we play to win, but we play big time.
Yasmine: You may play to win, but we actually do win, a lot. Face it, most of the time we are the champions.
Richard: Allright look, #1 you're a little too young for me to talk to you about 1969 or 1986, so I'm not going to bore you with the facts. And #2, we might have been the lovable losers, but now... we are formidable foes.
Eric: Stop.
Yasmine: Who's the better team, the Yankees or the Mets?
Richard: The Mets.
Yasmine: Yankees.
Eric: That's what you're arguing about? Baseball?
Richard: What'd you think we're arguing about?
Eric: I don't know.
Yasmine: Yankees or Mets?
Eric: I... I have to go now.
Richard: Now, so where were we?
Yasmine: I believe you were boring me.
Richard: Oh really? I'll tell you something else. Anything about the Mets versus the Yankees is the Mets. Uh... even the bobble heads. Ever see Derek Jeters bobble head versus like the uh...
Camden's House - Kitchen
Richard: I'm sorry Eric.
Eric: Well if you don't want to eat, you don't want to eat.
Richard: No, no, no. I'm sorry that I ha... haven't taken the time to... to get over here sooner and see how you were doing.
Eric: It's okay.
Richard: It... it really isn't. I... I... I... really should have made the time to come over here. Not that it was easy, I mean you know conducting services at your church. Well not to mention you know taking care of my own flock. I... Flock, now that's a word I picked up at church, huh? Flock. A cool word. Flock. Seriously, I, I'm sorry. I... I really am. I mean let... let's face it... you're sick. Look at you. I... I... I... I mean... I mean I don't mean it that way. I mean you... you... What I really meant was that you were sick and now you're all well. I mean you're not all well, but you look incredible. I mean you really, you really do. For a guy who had a double by-pass? You know what it... you know what it looks like? It looks like you only had like a single by-pass.
Eric: Thank you.
Richard: Can I ask you a question? Did it hurt?
Eric: A little.
Richard: Wow, you know... But you're gonna... you're gonna be uh... okay now, right? Oh good. That's great. So I don't have to cover for you on this Sunday?
Eric: The church hired a replacement.
Richard: Really? You know I really wish you know if they didn't like what I was doing that you could have at least you know told me. Can I tell you something? I really thought I was really doing a good job and that the people really liked my work. Boy, it's unbelievable how that flock can just turn on their shepherd, huh? Well, fine. Phooey on the flock. You know I'll tell you something else, you know I think I'm gonna stick with my own flock from now on.
Eric: You've been replaced as my replacement because I've been replaced. Only they uh... they don't call it replaced. They call it help. The church has hired a uh... associate pastor to help me and he'll be speaking on Sundays until I return. That's what they're telling me anyway.
Richard: Did you know about this?
Eric: No, I did not.
Richard: I surely didn't notice anyone new. Of course you know everyone's new to me.
Eric: He had the audacity to sit with my family and... You didn't notice anyone new in my family?
Richard: You have a very large family. And I was really very busy and I was trying very hard you know to you know to come through for you. And yet, and now it's hard for me to shake the notion that this really has everything to do with me. You know if... if I hadn't tried to get everybody out ten minutes early so they could be first in line at that cafeteria down the block. That was... that was a mistake. You know why? Because if I had that ten minutes back, you know what I could have done? I could have made sure that everyone of those people were drenched in the blood from the lamb. You know just... just... What exactly is the blood from a lamb? I mean it just sounds so gory to me. I just say it and I... I feel queasy. I...
Eric: Jesus.
Richard: Oh, I'm sorry. He's wonderful.
Eric: And it's a metaphor. It has nothing to do with you. Uh no, not that Jesus doesn't have uh something to do with you but... my getting uh... help has nothing to do with you.
Richard: You know something? I'd like to meet this guy.
Eric: Well maybe you should meet this guy. Or even better... maybe you should not meet this guy. Maybe uh... uh... this is good. Maybe uh... we go down to the church and just check on him.
Richard: What do you mean like spy on him?
Eric: Yes. Let's go down there, you and me. Like Starsky and Hutch.
Richard: Well let me... let me tell you something. First of all uh... Hu... Hutch never had a double by-pass and ... and trust me Starsky never had heartburn like I have right now. Believe me. I... I ... I don't think it's a good idea for either one of us to go you know anywhere in the condition we're in by the way.
Eric: You have to drive.
Richard: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Uh... uh... me? I understand but I don't want to drive. I mean it's always the guy who drives that you know gets arrested in situations like this.
Eric: It's not a situation. It's just a... And even if we do, I have connections at the police force.
Richard: Even if we do?
Camden's House - Hallway
Lucy: So, you're going on a ride along with Kevin and Roxanne?
Simon: Why does that make you so happy? It... it took me months to talk Kevin into it, so I know why I'm happy. But why are you happy? You're not going.
Lucy: I don't want to go. I have to go to the library. I just think it's great for you to spend time with Kevin. It's good for you to have a positive male figure.
Simon: Oh you just want information on Roxanne.
Lucy: I'll pay you. I want to know if she gets any personal calls on duty, who she's dating, who she was dating, who she wants to date, if she's ever been engaged, where she lives, what she likes to eat, and if she likes board games.
Simon: Board games?
Lucy: People who play board games are family people. People who don't play board games, aren't family people.
Simon: Family people.
Lucy: Yeah, you know family people or single people. Family people want to live in families, single people want to live alone.
Simon: So there are only two kinds of people?
Lucy: I don't know. I haven't thought that through. Just find out stuff. Whatever you can.
Camden's House - Attic Room
Yasmine: Maybe you're having problems because you're too young to have a boyfriend.
Ruthie: Maybe, but I really want a boyfriend. It makes me feel grown up.
Yasmine: But you're not grown up.
Ruthie: Yes, but I am growing up. Maybe my boyfriend knows a boy for you.
Yasmine: No, no, no, no, no. I'm too young. I'm not interested in boys.
Ruthie: Even if it's a Muslim guy?
Yasmine: When I get older, they're plenty of social functions at the Mosque I go to. I can meet a guy there. A guy who I have something in common with. A guy who's parents will know my parents. A safe guy. A good guy. And by then, I'll know more about who I am and what I want in a husband.
Ruthie: A husband?
Yasmine: Well, isn't that why you date, to find a husband?
Ruthie: I'm not really looking for a husband. I just want a boyfriend. To have a boyfriend. To be like everyone else.
Yasmine: I don't know any other twelve-year-old with a boyfriend. Are you sure everyone has a boyfriend?
Ruthie: No, but I still want one. Okay, forget boys. Lucy's going to the library, so maybe we can do makeovers.
Yasmine: Makeover?
Ruthie: You can wear make-up, can't you?
Yasmine: I'm not really allowed to wear make-up. Not that that's the issue. I don't feel the need to wear it. Hello? I'm twelve. I actually like my face.
Ruthie: Okay. Do you have to wear the hijab? Maybe we can do something with your hair.
Yasmine: Ruthie, my beauty is my privacy. I don't want everyone to see my beauty. I want to save that for my husband.
Ruthie: I'm sorry. I hope I didn't offend you.
Yasmine: Not at all. We're just getting to know each other.
Ruthie: Hello?
Jake's House
Jake: Hi Ruthie, it's Jake. Can I come over?
Ruthie: It's Jake. He wants to come over.
Yasmine: It's okay. I'll just go home.
Ruthie: Sorry Jake, but I already have Yasmine over.
Yasmine: It's okay. I have to go home soon anyway.
Jake: I'd really like to see you Ruthie.
Ruthie: Maybe later. Right now I'm hanging out with Yasmine. And then I have to watch David and Sam for my mom when she leaves for PTA. Sorry, busy. Bye.
Camden's House - Attic Room
Ruthie: Look who's here.
Sam: I'm Sam.
David: I'm David.
Ruthie: We knew that. Has mom left?
Camden's House - Kitchen
Richard: You need a plan.
Eric: We have a plan.
Richard: No, no. Driving down to the church to spy on... on... on this... this new guy, that's not a plan. That... that... that's... that's more like a... like a caper. It's hyjinks. It's uh... it's an escapade.
Annie: What's an escapade?
Richard: An Escalade. I want one of those Escalades. Oh, those cars. Did you ever see those beauties?
Eric: Yeah...
Richard: A black one. Ooo...
Annie: Well I'm off to my PTA meeting.
Eric: Oh uh just so you know, so you don't think I'm getting well behind your back or anything. Richard has uh offered to take me out for a drive.
Annie: Where?
Richard: To the park.
Annie: What park?
Richard: The one with the ducks. Where... where else? I feel we go down, we talk, be one with nature, feed... we could feed the ducks...
Eric: Yeah.
Richard: ...and if we get a little lucky, maybe a swan or two. Although have you ever seen them uh... they peck when they get anxious?
Eric: Yeah.
Annie: Ruthie and a friend are watching the boys, but Yasmine is leaving soon so I was sort counting on Eric as a back up.
Eric: Well Ruthie's watched on her own before and it'll just be for a few minutes.
Annie: Allright, I suppose it's okay. Now... you two aren't up to something? Well I know you're not up to something because Eric is recovering from heart surgery. Bye Richard.
Richard: Bye. That's what you call a veiled threat. Really because I'm... I'm not used to getting threats like that. My wife comes right out and tells me exactly what she's gonna do to me. Acutally she usually uh tells me what she won't do to me is uh you know what the real threat is. It's the deal. I'm just curious, what... what... what do you think Annie will do if she actually catches us you know spying on this guy?
Eric: Well her options are more limited than your wife. Uh... I just had heart surgery.
Richard: Silly Rabbi. I'm sorry. I... 'cause you have to... you can't do everything my...
Eric: Yeah.
Richard: So in other words you... you guys can't like? You...
Eric: No.
Richard: Don't get caught, right? Sorry, I'm just uh... So what's the plan uh?
Eric: The plan is I'm gonna get this guy if it kills me.
Richard: Sounds like Bush's plan and that's not working very well. You know I... I... suggest that we maybe try to come up with something a little better.
Eric: Well...
Camden's House - Backyard
Annie: Oh, I have to run out for a few hours, PTA meeting. Eric's up to something. Yeah. I tried to threaten him but... you threaten him and uh keep an eye on Ruthie and Yasmine who are keeping an eye on the twins. Can you do that?
Robbie: I don't know if I can do that.
Annie: Well are you up to something?
Robbie: Yeah.
Annie: Well threaten Eric anyway. You know his life may depend upon it. Oh, and behave yourself.
Robbie: I know what his life depends on.
Camden's House - Kitchen
Robbie: Reverend uh... Rabbi... Mrs. Camden said that I should threaten you so here it is. But I can't threaten you. Uh... and I can't watch Ruthie and Yasmine watch the boys either. I have... something. Bye.
Richard: This is a very hostile home. Ooo... no wonder you have heart problems. Man.
Curbside
Kevin: Just throw out a couple of things. Like you have a boyfriend and the two of you love board games.
Roxanne: Why?
Kevin: Because if Lucy thinks you and your boyfriend are playing board games, then the two of you are both family people and that means you'll be getting married and leaving me alone.
Roxanne: Well I don't have a boyfriend so, I'd be telling a lie.
Kevin: A lie that's not only fun, but a lie that serves me.
Roxanne: You know what'd be more fun? If I say I have no boyfriend, and I want you as a boyfriend and the two of us play board games every night.
Kevin: No. That wouldn't be more fun, that would be less fun.
Roxanne: You asked me to lie.
Kevin: Forget it then.
Roxanne: Too late. Hey, Luce I was just about to come inside and see if you have any kind of games we can borrow. You know in case we're stuck in the car for lots of hours with nothing to do. I... I don't want Simon to get board. And since I love board games and Kevin hates board games it'll give me someone to play with.
Lucy: Since when do you hate board games?
Kevin: I don't. I just hate playing them with anyone but you. What are you going to do this afternoon?
Lucy: I have to go to the library and do some research.
Kevin: Call me when you get home.
Lucy: Okay.
Kevin: Bye.
Lucy: Bye.
Simon: Okay Cagney and Lacy, let's move this cruiser.
Kevin: Are you calling me Cagney or Lacey?
Simon: Sorry.
Kevin: Behave yourself.
Roxanne: Behave myself? You are going to pay for that Kinkirk.
Camden's House - Attic Room
Eric: Hey girls. Ruthie, I know Yasmine is leaving but I need to go out. Are you okay with the boys?
Ruthie: It's not the first time I've been alone with Sam and David.
Eric: I know and... and you've always been very responsible.
Sam/David: Bye.
Camden's House - Hallway
Eric: Hey, where you going?
Robbie: Nowhere really. Uh... wh... wh... where you going?
Eric: Nowhere really.
Glenoak Community Church - Church Office
Richard: There appears to be no one home.
Chandler: Reverend Camden?
Eric: I didn't see you there... here in my office.
Chandler: I just came in here to find a Strunk and White, but evidently there aren't enough years in school to cover the difference between further and father. We really enjoyed your sermon last week. So few Protestants get the opportunity to learn about Kosher law.
Richard: Thanks. We should be going, huh?
Eric: How's your sermon coming along?
Chandler: I could use some help, but I was trying to let you enjoy your time off.
Eric: I don't want to pressure you, but just so you know they always remember the first one. The first one is everything. I mean come Sunday, it's judgment day.
Richard: And that's one tough flock you're speaking to.
Chandler: Would either of you care to... to read my sermon? Maybe give me some notes? I'd really appreciate it.
Richard: Oh sure.
Eric: We'd love to read it.
Chandler: I'll be right back. I'm just using Lou's office.
Eric: Uh... Kosher laws?
Richard: Uh... go easy on me. They're... they're very interesting. You... you'd be very shocked by the way. And listen, with all due respect... you could put all I know about Saint Mary Magdelaine on the head of the Pope's hat pin and... and it's not that I don't love her. She's... she's fab you know.
Eric: What?
Richard: Look at... look at how you're looking at me? You... you're blaming me for them you know bringing in a new minister.
Eric: No. And let's not get distracted okay? Remember, it's you and me against him. United we stand, divided we fall.
Richard: No, no, no, no, no... No my friend, this is you against him. I just came along for the ride.
Eric: You drove.
Richard: Yeah, I drove. I told you I didn't want to drive.
Eric: But you did.
Richard: Oh you were hawking me.
Chandler: It's on money and the meaning of life. I reworked up this piece I wrote for the New York Times.
Eric: Well we'll just take it with us and I'll give you a call later.
Chandler: Great. But only if you feel like it. Only if you have the time. I don't want to get myself into trouble with Annie for getting you back to work too soon.
Eric: Don't worry about Annie. I think you know she's ready for me to get out and get back to work.
Richard: She is? I mean of... oh of cou... of course she is.
Police Car
Simon: So what if the car didn't slow down?
Roxanne: A family guy would never have pulled over.
Kevin: That's not true.
Roxanne: It's not likely a guy in a stolen car is going to pull over.
Simon: Well I wish we'd find a guy driving a stolen car.
Kevin: I don't.
Roxanne: I'm with you. I'm getting bored. I ready to see some action. It's just that... ever since I broke up with my boyfriend whenever it's quiet like this and there's nothing much going on I... I can't help thinking... I'd really like a boyfriend. Someone I have something in common with. Someone with whom I can start a lasting relationship. Someone to marry and have children with. I wish I knew someone like that.
Kevin: Well you don't.
Simon: So why did you and your boyfriend break up?
Roxanne: Jealousy, plain and simple jealousy. I thought if I got myself partnered with someone who's in a committed relationship than that would help ease Stanley's mind. But Stanley told me that when a guy's considering marriage that's when he's most likely to put himself through the test. He thought Kevin would test himself with me. You know he became insanely jealous.
Kevin: Did Stanley have any problems with your going out with Robbie?
Roxanne: He never knew about that.
Kevin: Don't tell me you lied to Stanley?
Roxanne: I couldn't help myself. Stanley and I were already having problems. When I saw Robbie I hadn't seen him since seventh grade and... I just needed to have a little bit of fun. I shouldn't have gone out with him without telling Stanley, but I did and after that the lies just got... easier and easier.
Kevin: No kidding.
Simon: If you're just making this stuff up so I'll tell Lucy...
Roxanne: Please. Simon I have assumed that anything said in this squad car goes no further than the squad car. I hope you won't tell Lucy anything.
Kevin: You're starting to scare me.
Camden's House - Attic Room
Yasmine: I'm impressed. I never met anyone who's developed such skills with make up at this age.
Ruthie: I've watched Mary and Lucy for years.
Yasmine: And has it paid off? All that make up I mean?
Ruthie: Have you seen Kevin? It's totally paid off.
Yasmine: But he doesn't love Lucy just because she looks good with make up.
Ruthie: It helps. Believe me...
Sam: We want a snack.
David: We're hungry.
Ruthie: I'll get it, just hang on a second. Should I add some sparkly stuff?
Yasmine: Is the sparkly stuff yours or is it Lucy's too?
Ruthie: It's Lucy's. But it goes with all the other stuff I've used. So...
David: Can we have a snack?
Sam: Please?
Yasmine: I can get them a snack if you want me to.
Sam: Yeah, Yasmine will give us a snack.
Ruthie: Hold on, I'm almost done.
Sam: Pretty.
David: You're pretty.
Ruthie: Thanks.
Yasmine: My mom should be here any minute, so I'm gonna go wait for her out front.
Ruthie: I'll walk you down, and then I'll get the boys a snack.
Sam: Yea.
David: Yea.
Yasmine: Are those yours?
Ruthie: No.
Yasmine: What's going to happen if your dad suddenly comes home and you're all made up like that?
Ruthie: Nothing's going to happen. I'll just tell my dad the truth. I'll tell him we're just playing dress up.
Yasmine: Is that the truth?
Ruthie: Yes, that's the truth. But if it'll make you feel better, I'll get the boys a snack and then we can come back upstairs and I'll wash all the make up off before anyone sees it.
Yasmine: That would make me feel better.
Ruthie: Sometimes I think you don't understand me and my culture any better than I understand you and your culture.
Yasmine: I understand that there isn't a culture that children are allowed to do whatever they want. I don't want you to get in any trouble that's all.
Ruthie: You worry too much.
Camden's House - Foyer
Ruthie: Ask who it is before you answer the door?
Yasmine: Why am I answering the door and not you?
Ruthie: 'Cause you're not wearing make up.
Yasmine: Who is it?
Jake: It's Jake.
Jake: Wow. You look like you're eighteen or something.
Ruthie: Thanks.
Yasmine: I have to go. I would suggest that Jake go too and that you go upstairs and wash your face, but then I would seem like I'm the Muslim prude. So let me just say, good luck.
Ruthie: You probably should go. No one's home and I have to watch the boys for my mom.
Jake: My sister dropped me off. She should be back in half an hour. I just needed to tell you something and I wanted to tell you in person.
Ruthie: Okay.
Jake: I think we should make this relationship exclusive.
Ruthie: What does that mean?
Jake: That we should only see each other.
Ruthie: I'm not really seeing any other guys.
Jake: My point is, I don't want to see other girls. You know like Linda, the girl who called you "monkey lover" and got you in trouble at school. She wants me to go to a party with her. But I don't have an excuse not to go unless you and I aren't seeing other people.
Outside Glenoak Community Church - Car
Richard: Hey, hey don't worry. Doesn't mean anything. Maybe he can't speak in public.
Eric: Yeah, may... maybe he can't speak in public.
Richard: That... that... that... that... that's his Achilles heal. Can't speak in public. Maybe he freaks out in front of you know anyone other than his own mirror. You know he starts to sweat uncontrollably. And maybe even God forbid he has to you know utter obscenities.
Eric: What do you think the chances are of that?
Richard: Well you never know. I mean really he can be one of those guys who you know has it all on paper and... and he just can't deliver. Yeah, it could happen. Especially with these young guys who have no experience in public speaking.
Eric: Let's see what he's got.
Glenoak Community Church
Chandler: ...in the pastoral episol of first Timothy, the author allegedly Paul, was trying to give guidance to his young church community in the ways of purity, Godliness and contentment. Throughout this little episol he calls for such things such as prayer, study, and attentiveness to the needy. In the last chapter he also speaks of piety and contentment. And he makes the case that contentment is not a matter of material gain. He then warns that the love of money is the root of all evil. By which he means that there's nothing inherently wrong with money. Notice that he doesn't say as is often misquoted that, "Money is the root of all evil". We are the problem, not the money. I'm reminded of a story told by a Rabbi Abraham where's the man that he was walking with...
Eric: You were saying?
Richard: On top of everything else, the kids' got a nice head of hair.
Eric: So?
Richard: So can you drive me to the hospital?
Chandler: ...what he does for that money...
Street
Roxanne: Another speeding ticket?
Kevin: You have a problem with that?
Simon: If you're just giving those out so I'll have something to write about, it's okay.
Kevin: Three kids in three separate incidents have been hit on their bikes in this neighborhood because it's used as a short cut. A few tickets will make people slow down and save lives. Call it in. License and registration.
Mindy: Kevin Kinkirk?
Kevin: Mindy Kinkirk?
Outside Glenoak Community Church
Eric: Are... are you sure it's not just an anxiety attack?
Richard: Look I'm not sure. I'm not... it could be all those anxiety attacks that cause a heart attack. I don't know.
Eric: Well no, no, no, if you're... if you're having a heart attack I'm driving.
Richard: No. You can't drive.
Eric: Well I have to. Just get in the other side.
Richard: Nothing doing. Look, wait a minute. Look, if I don't have a heart attack and I make you drive... and then you have a heart attack... I'm responsible. I don't need any of that. I have enough problems with threats. Trust me allright, you know what I mean? Oh...
Street
Kevin: Good bye.
Mindy: Bye.
Kevin: Tourist lost. It's nothing.
Roxanne: You think that a magic cone protected you from our line of vision? So who was that?
Kevin: None of your business. Let's go. What are you guys just standing around for? Get in the car. I'm not going to tell you, either of you.
Simon: Okay by me. I don't want that kind of information.
Kevin: And I'm not telling you after he goes home either.
Glenoak Community Hospital - Hospital Room
Richard: It's freezing in here.
Eric: Okay, take it easy. I'll... I'll go find you a blanket.
Richard: No, no, no, no... No, no, no, no. I... I... I... I... I... I... I really... Please just stay. I... I... I'd rather be cold than alone.
Eric: I'm sure everything's fine.
Richard: What you believe that guy?
Eric: That guy is head of the emergency room. He worked with the emergency cardiac unit for years.
Richard: He's twelve.
Eric: He's thirty-seven. I asked him.
Richard: Thirty-seven does not a physician make believe me. Oh look, don't... don't... don't pay attention to me really. No, really.
Eric: Oh I wish you said that an hour ago.
Richard: Oh well...
Doctor: Hi. How we uh doing in here Rabbi?
Richard: Why don't you tell me?
Doctor: I don't actually know what to quite tell ya. I need to run a couple of tests.
Richard: T- word? Tests?
Doctor: No, everything with your heart looks pretty good, but...
Richard: Pretty good, but? Said pretty good but... Eric, my whole life is flashing... it's flashing before my eyes. It took me to those days when I had like the red meat you know and the butter fat... but never you know in... in the same meal of course. Oh...
Doctor: What we want to do is we want to keep you overnight...
Richard: Say what?
Doctor: ...run some tests. I'll get a technician, he'll lead you down the hall as soon as we get the room available for ya.
Richard: Oh...
Eric: Thank you.
Richard: Oh boy, it's over. Oh...
Eric: I... I'm sure it's nothing.
Richard: Oh yeah... Easy for you to say... We stand up for the last time. I bet... I bet ten minutes ago you thought I was just being you know very neurotic, right?
Eric: Uh well...
Richard: Why did I let my daughter talk me into speaking inside of a church? Oh.
Eric: What... what are you saying? What are you saying? God is punishing you for taking over for me in the pulpit for a few weeks? You spoke on Kosher law.
Richard: It's true. Then you know what it was? I'll tell you what it was... I never should have driven you to the church. Never. 'Cause when I was at your house, and I had those pains it was a warning. Thank you. It was a warning. But what did I do? I had to succumb to peer pressure. And where did it get me? Into a hospital room with a heart attack!
Eric: I had a heart attack and this... is not a heart attack my peer.
Richard: Oh that... that's... that... shame on you. You know I would think being washed in the blood of... of... of the lamb you know would make it a little more understanding uh Reverend. Just... just tuck me in and... and... and just... just... you know what? You... you have things to do. I'll just sit here. What do they have tonight? The uh... what the... cott... the cottage cheese meatloaf with the... the dancing Jell-O?
Eric: I'll go check.
Camden's House - Kitchen
David: What's up...
Annie: And what are we doing?
David: We got a snack. We make it.
Annie: Where's your sister?
Sam: She's dancing.
Annie: Dancing.
Camden's House - Living Room
Annie: What's going on?
Ruthie: Uh... we were just sealing the deal our exclusivity with a dance?
Jake: Then I was going home. I'll be going home now.
Glenoak Community Church - Church Office
Chandler: Reverend Camden's office.
Eric: Who is this?
Chandler: This is Chandler.
Eric: Oh, and what do you do at the church?
Chandler: I'm the associate pastor. I do whatever anyone wants me to do. Except for go back to where I came from.
Eric: Really.
Chandler: Is there something I can help you with Reverend Camden?
Eric: I need a ride home.
Camden's House - Backyard
Chandler: ...but I do need you. Uh that's why I asked you to take a look at my sermon.
Eric: Right, because you needed me. You were just showing off. If you needed me you would have called me.
Chandler: Well I didn't want to bother you.
Eric: But... that's what we're going to say. We're going to say you called me and asked me to come down to the church and help you with your sermon because my wife is gonna want to know why I was there.
Chandler: Well I... come here to you?
Eric: Let's not get logic into this, okay?
Chandler: Well why can't we just say that the Rabbi thought he was having a heart attack and that you two were at the emergency room and that you needed a ride home from the emergency room?
Eric: Because the two of us were supposed to be spending a very calm afternoon in the park.
Chandler: Well the Rabbi could have a heart attack anywhere. In the park.
Eric: I'm not going to tell Annie that he's in the hospital. Because the Rabbi doesn't want his wife to know he's in the hospital. Don't judge me.
Chandler: I... I'm not judging you.
Eric: Until a few short weeks ago I was an honest man who enjoyed an honest day's work and you came along and complicated my life.
Annie: where have you been? And... and where is Rabbi Glass? And why are you here?
Chandler: Uh Reverend Camden just uh needed a ride.
Annie: From?
Eric: From hell.
Annie: Well good night Chandler and thank you for helping my husband.
Eric: Helping? This your idea of helping?
Chandler: Kind of.
Eric: You weren't helping. You know why? Because I don't want your help. And... and don't think just because I needed a ride and you gave it to me we've had some sort of uh bonding experience. Okay.
Chandler: Well then... good night.
Annie: Rosina called. Is Richard on his way home?
Eric: Possibly. He stopped off at the hospital.
Annie: For?
Eric: Tests. No, he had an anxiety attack.
Annie: Why doesn't Rosina know about it?
Eric: Because he wants to tell Rosina after the tests over and he's okay.
Annie: And when will that be?
Eric: Tomorrow.
Annie: And... and tonight?
Eric: He's telling her that he's sleeping over at our house.
Annie: He's telling Rosina that he's sleeping over at our house when actually he's in the hospital?
Eric: I owe him.
Annie: What do you owe him for?
Eric: For driving me around.
Annie: Around where? I... I thought you two were going to the park.
Eric: Well we stopped off at the church.
Annie: To spy on Chandler?
Eric: To check on Chandler.
Annie: Who are you?
Eric: In a minute.
Simon: I can out run you, you know.
Kevin: No you can't.
Simon: I'm not going to say anything.
Kevin: I know her, she's relentless.
Simon: I know her better. That's why I'm not going to tell her anything. You know there's a reason why Lucy gets left out and told about stuff last. She's... crazy. Good night.
Eric: What's up Kevin?
Kevin: Let me try this out on you, see what you think.
Yasmine's House / Camden's House - Attic Room
Yasmine: Ruthie, I'm sorry. I should have stayed... or I should have insisted Jake leave when I did.
Ruthie: Hey, you warned me something bad would happen. I'm on restriction for two weeks. And he can't call or come anywhere near this house. And I can't call him or anyone else, or have any visitors.
Yasmine: You sound kind of happy about it.
Ruthie: It's my first official restriction. I've had stuff taken away before, but I've never been restricted. I feel like a grown up or at least like a teenager.
Yasmine: But you... Congratulations.
Ruthie: Good bye. I'll see you at school.
Camden's House - Hallway
Ruthie: I called Yasmine and let her know that I won't be able to call or entertain her or anyone else for a couple weeks.
Annie: I can see by your attitude that you don't quite get that you're actions have consequences.
Ruthie: Sure I do. Restriction is definitely a consequence of my actions.
Annie: Why don't you say good night to the boys?
Camden's House - Sam and David's Room
Ruthie: Good night Sam. Good night David. What's going on?
Sam: My tummy hurts.
David: We ate too many snacks. We don't feel good.
Ruthie: I'm sorry. It's my fault, isn't it?
Sam/David: Yes. No. It... it's his fault.
Ruthie: How about I stay in here with you tonight and if you need anything I'll be right by your side?
Sam/David: Okay.
Simon: Thank you and good night.
Ruthie: Good night.
Simon: Oh, and if you need anything... I'll be asleep.
Camden's House - Robbie's Room
Robbie: Come in.
Eric: Hi.
Robbie: Hi.
Eric: You want to tell me why you were meeting with Chandler today? He let your little secret slip. You went to see him?
Robbie: I told him I thought it would be best if he packed up and... you know left town.
Eric: Thank you. I know he won't but I... Thank you. It... it means a lot to me that... you would do something stupid like that on my behalf.
Robbie: I can't take all the credit. Ma... Mary asked me to do it.
Eric: You're good kids.
Robbie: Yeah.
Eric: Good night.
Robbie: Good night.
Camden's House - Backyard
Lucy: Something go wrong on the ride along?
Kevin: Yes.
Lucy: I was kidding.
Kevin: I know.
Lucy: Were you kidding?
Kevin: No.
Lucy: Roxanne?
Kevin: You know how you've been wanting to know if I've ever been with someone before?
Lucy: Please don't tell me it's Roxanne.
Kevin: It's not Roxanne. Lucy, when I graduated from high school my girlfriend thought she was pregnant and we got married, little church, small family wedding. Only she wasn't pregnant and neither one of us wanted to get married at eighteen so six months later we're divorced. So the good news is I can't get married in the Catholic church. So that won't be an issue for us when we plan our wedding.
Lucy: Why didn't you tell me?
Kevin: I was afraid you wouldn't love me. I was afraid this would be a deal breaker.
Lucy: But I do love you. And I've always been afraid that you won't love me so I guess I know just how you feel.
Kevin: Really?
Lucy: Really. I love you Kevin.
Kevin: I love you.
Lucy: Why are you telling me this now?
Kevin: I pulled someone over today and it was her. She had a long layover at LAX and she rented a car and drove to the beach. I stopped her for speeding. She's married, she lives in New Zealand. They have two kids, a boy and a girl.
Lucy: So Roxanne met her first?
Kevin: Roxanne didn't meet her.
Lucy: She had to have seen her.
Kevin: She saw her but neither she nor Simon met her.
Lucy: Simon saw her too? Which is the only reason why you're telling me.
Kevin: I was gonna tell you eventually.
Lucy: Is she pretty?
Kevin: Luce, don't do this.
Lucy: Is she?
Kevin: I don't know. You can ask Simon.
Lucy: I will. I'll ask him right now. Let's just keep this between us for now, okay?
Kevin: I told your dad.
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